Emotionally Unavailable - Adult Golf T-Shirt

Warn the family. For four days in April, your emotional bandwidth is fully allocated to watching grown men try to navigate a 155-yard par 3 over water. This Adult Golf T-Shirt is your advance notice. Every. Single. Year.

Premium ringspun cotton with a fitted, modern silhouette. Soft, breathable, and comfortable for 18 holes or a night out. Printed in the USA with eco-friendly inks that hold up wash after wash. Available in multiple colors, sizes S-2XL.

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$24.99

$24.99 ~~$34.99~~

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Size S M L XL 2XL

Quality & Materials

Premium ringspun cotton for a softer, smoother feel than standard tees. Lightweight at 4.5 oz — comfortable enough for 18 holes or just the 19th.

100% ringspun cotton (heathers: cotton-poly blend)
4.5 oz/yd² — lightweight, breathable
Side-seamed with a fitted silhouette — no boxy fit
Taped neck and shoulders for durability
Double-needle hems at sleeves and bottom
Printed in the USA with eco-friendly direct-to-garment ink

Care: Machine wash cold inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron the print.

Size Chart

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
XS	16	27
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32
3XL	28	33

When will I get my order?

📍 Eligible Destinations

We currently ship to the contiguous 48 U.S. states, as well as Washington D.C., Alaska, and Hawaii.

📦 Order Fulfillment

For made-to-order (custom) products, fulfillment may take up to 10 business days before shipping, as these items are produced specifically for you.

🚚 Shipping Times & Costs

Shipping options and associated costs are displayed at checkout.
Once your order has been processed and shipped, estimated delivery is typically within 3 to 7 business days.

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