Fictional Golf Course Tees

Vintage pro shop tees from golf courses that don't exist, but probably should. Each design pairs a fictional course with a real (and hilariously named) American town. Perfect for golf trips, bachelor parties, and anyone who appreciates a good double meaning.

Frequently Asked Questions

How long will my order take to arrive?

Every item is printed to order, so allow up to 10 business days for production, then 3 to 7 business days in transit. You will get a tracking number by email as soon as your order ships.

Do you charge for shipping?

No. Shipping is free on every order, with no minimum spend.

Where do you ship?

We ship within the United States only, including the contiguous 48 states, Alaska, Hawaii, and Washington D.C.

How do I find the right size?

Every product page has a Size Chart section with measurements for that specific item. Sizing differs between t-shirts, sweatshirts, and toddler or youth tees, so check the chart on the product you are buying rather than assuming it matches another item.

What if I need to return something?

You have 30 days from delivery to start a return. Items must be unworn and in their original packaging with tags.

Returns are free. Once your return is approved we email you a prepaid shipping label, and there is no restocking fee. Email support@oneforetheages.com to get started.

Are your designs printed to order?

Yes. Nothing is pre-printed or sitting in a warehouse. Each t-shirt, sweatshirt, mug, tumbler, and canvas print is made once you order it. That is why production takes a little longer than stock retail, and it means we are not throwing away unsold inventory.